See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

eliteknightcats:

heinousactszx:

notkatniss:

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

your-pal-crow:

o-kurwa:

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces:

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh…. ptoo…

cosmiapyralina:

oh ok word

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Take this and hold onto it. I’ll be back for it later. I’ll pay you good. Don’t lose it.

Did you see someone run past just now? He took something from me.

curseworm:

if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

homealonetwolostinnewyork1992:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain

kalofi:

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

grimeclown:

This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made